Help me find a hobby! A Hunter's Wife cry for help.

I'm looking for a hobby! It needs to require me to spend lots of money. Like I'm talking fees, dues, licenses that need to be renewed every year, etc. I would prefer that it is more expensive that what my household income is in a month. I want to spend money on clothes, gear, more gear, gear to carry my gear, etc. Also, it would be nice if it required something new everytime I turn around. I want to spend lots of gas money for it. I would prefer it to be a huge waste of time. I want to be able to do it any day of the week. The more real life stuff I can miss out on the better! Must be able to spend hours, even days or trip centered around being gone. I need it to require special expensive stuff and junk to fill up every empty space in my house is a must! I'm willing to tear my vehicle up and sacrifice time with my family for this! Anybody have any ideas?? I also am really hoping every single friend I have can get super wrapped up in this too. I want this to be a